Monday, 8 July 2013

We're Hiring Writers

Are you literate?
Do you like the Eve Onion?

If you answered yes to both of those questions, we'd like to hear from you. We want to expand so we can produce more good quality, reliable and in-depth news articles. Wink wink. We're looking for people who can write to a good standard on Eve related satire topics. Ideally we'd like you to write at least 1 article per month, but you're welcome to do more.

If you'd like to apply send a sample article to preferably along with your Eve character name. This article should be around 500-800 words and should be satirous in nature and topic. If you're of high enough quality you shall join the prestigious news agency that is the Eve Onion.


  1. Finally an article I can get behind!

  2. I consider myself literate, and I sincerely enjoy what has been written here so far. Expect my owl.

  3. I'd write for you but you put "wink, wink" in an article that is supposed to emulate The Onion's format. And The Onion never nods to the audience. It de-fangs the entire notion of the fake news article. <--Todd Hanson on WTF With Marc Maron.