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Sunday, 8 May 2016

CFC Homeless After Being Cut Off By Dumpster Rental Service

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CFC members are once again experiencing extreme deja vu after being evicted from their spacious dumpster, rendering them homeless twice with...
Tuesday, 19 April 2016

CFC Announce Extension of Viceroy System to Highsec

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In a somewhat unexpected move, the CFC has reployed to Osmon, a 0.7 security system in Caldari space, in order to attempt to extend viceroya...
Sunday, 17 April 2016

Who Are the Ten Most Influential People in Eve?

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This article was sponsored by IWantISK.com (free Goon killmail with every bet)  The Eve Onion offices have been a whirlwind of activity. E...
Wednesday, 13 April 2016

CCP Inadvertently Leak New Captain’s Quarters Room

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CCP developers weere today left red faced as it was revealing that they had published artwork for an upcoming release in error. In recent ...
Monday, 11 April 2016

Kim Jong-Un Declares CFC's Spin is Illegal Under North Korean Law

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International tensions rose last night after North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un publicly stated that the rhetoric from the CFC is in di...
Sunday, 10 April 2016

The Mittani Outsmarts Spies, Leaks Nine Months Worth of Logs

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Goonswarm hero The Mittani has today successfully out-manoeuvred Goonswarm defector Lemba by posting logs of CFC leadership channel Illumina...
Wednesday, 6 April 2016

Test Alliance Announces 'Where is Goonswarm' Book Kickstarter

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DurrHurrDurr, CEO of The DurrHurrDurr Media, has today unveiled an ambitious new kickstarter project on behalf of Test Alliance Please Ignor...