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  1. Some people feel that in this ever more secular age we shouldn't talk about these things. I completely disagree. I believe we should be more confident about our status as a Christian country, more ambitious about expanding the role of faith-based organisations, and, frankly, more evangelical about a faith that compels us to get out there and make a difference to people's lives.

    First, being more confident about our status as a Christian country does not somehow involve doing down other faiths or passing judgment on those with no faith at all. Many people tell me it is easier to be Jewish or Muslim in Britain than in a secular country precisely because the tolerance that Christianity demands of our society provides greater space for other religious faiths, too.

    Crucially, the Christian values of responsibility, hard work, charity, compassion, humility and love are shared by people of every faith and none – and we should be confident in standing up to defend them.

    People who, instead, advocate some sort of secular neutrality fail to grasp the consequences of that neutrality, or the role that faith can play in helping people to have a moral code. Of course, faith is neither necessary nor sufficient for morality.

    Second, as Christians we know how powerful faith can be in the toughest of times; I have known this in my own life. From giving great counsel to being the driving force behind some of the most inspiring social-action projects in our country, our faith-based organisations play a fundamental role in our society. So in being confident about our Christianity we should also be ambitious in supporting faith-based organisations to do even more.

    Third, greater confidence in our Christianity can also inspire a stronger belief that we can get out there and actually change people's lives, and improve the spiritual, physical and moral state of our country, and even the world.

    I am a member of the Church of England.

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    1. Third, greater confidence in our Christianity can also inspire a stronger belief that we can get out there and actually change people's lives, and improve the spiritual, physical and moral state of our country, and even the world.

      I am a member of the Church of England.

      So basically what you are really saying is that you want to change people's lives by ganking their belief system and making them believe in your belief system so that they can be made to give you money so you can sit around on your fat ass and not do anything except throw you hands up in the air saying "Mehhh" where the masses then give you more money? Go get the nails, hammer and cross so we can nail you up before the masses.

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